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Commemorate the most legendary retirement-home-themed concert in Juxta history with our limited edition Juxta Can’t Get Up Comfort Colors tee. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for that perfectly broken-in feel, this heavyweight pocket tee brings peak comfort with peak comedy. The relaxed fit, soft texture, and vintage look make it perfect for fans young and old (but mostly old). Printed using eco-friendly, salt-free dyes and ethically sourced cotton, it’s a shirt you can feel good about—physically and morally.
Whether you’re rocking it at the Haymarket Theater or snoozing in your recliner, this tee says “I came. I saw. I fell... and I couldn’t get up.”
Sizing Information:



 
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL




Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75


Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50


Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25


Pocket width, in
4.75
4.75
4.75
4.75
4.75
4.75


Pocket height, in
4.12
4.12
4.12
4.12
4.12
4.12


Size tolerance, in
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00